Around The Tea-Table

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Title: Around The Tea-Table

Author: T. De Witt Talmage

Release Date: January 11, 2005 [EBook #14662]

Language: English

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AROUND THE TEA-TABLE.


BY T. DE WITT TALMAGE,

_Author of "Crumbs Swept Up," "Abominations of Modern Society," "Old Wells
Dug Out," Etc._

PUBLISHED BY
THE CHRISTIAN HERALD,
LOUIS KLOPSCH, Proprietor,
BIBLE HOUSE, NEW YORK.



BY LOUIS KLOPSCH.




PREFACE.


At breakfast we have no time to spare, for the duties of the day are
clamoring for attention; at the noon-day dining hour some of the family
are absent; but at six o'clock in the evening we all come to the
tea-table for chit-chat and the recital of adventures. We take our
friends in with us--the more friends, the merrier. You may imagine that
the following chapters are things said or conversations indulged in, or
papers read, or paragraphs, made up from that interview. We now open
the doors very wide and invite all to come in and be seated around the
tea-table.

T. DEW. T.




CONTENTS.

CHAP.
I.--The table-cloth is spread
II.--Mr. Givemfits and Dr. Butterfield
III.--A growler soothed
IV.--Carlo and the freezer
V.--Old games repeated
VI.--The full-blooded cow
VII.--The dregs in Leatherback's tea-cup
VIII.--The hot axle
IX.--Beefsteak for ministers
X.--Autobiography of an old pair of scissors
XI.--A lie, zoologically considered
XII.--A breath of English air